Still Lacking The Yuletide Spirit

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Even a trip to Chicago and shopping has not gotten me on the path to feeling Christmacy……..

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Christmas Spirit

Sunday, December 7, 2014

I would never drink before shooting……so don't even fucking go there

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A Whole New Twist Or Two

Thursday, December 4, 2014

A Whole New Twist Or Two

The Bytch is getting into moving pictures……………….

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Little Dick Enthusiasts

Monday, December 1, 2014

Penis size is discussed once again………..

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Sweaty Sac Saturday

Saturday, November 29, 2014

It is a wonder my mental train of thought doesn't derail more often -- or could you argue that is almost always derailed??

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Nailed It. Again.

Friday, November 28, 2014

Nailed It.  Again.

The responsibility of deciding when enough is enough before you destroy someone's sense of style and decorum.

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Blackout Wednesday – It’s a Thing

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Holiday frivolity…….need I say more?

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Flop-A-Thon

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Flop-A-Thon

The day before Thanksgiving seems to be as bad as the day after New Year's at the gym……….

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Back At The Gym

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Back At The Gym

Anger can be a plus at the gym…………but let's not forget our hygiene and clothing choices

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Cock Rings and other Festive Items

Monday, November 24, 2014

Cock Rings and other Festive Items

Another education piece from your favorite Bytch

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Taboo

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Family and cock rings don't mix!

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Freezing Temps

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Freezing Temps

Winter can kiss my ass

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Two Days Of Nice

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

A Pop-Up Pie Party happened when I opened my door………...

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A Big Thank You!!

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Raising money and raising awareness --- I can't bitch everyday!

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Pissed Off By 8:30AM

Monday, November 17, 2014

Pissed Off By 8:30AM

My conversation with a nurse practitioner today -- I almost committed an atrocity against him by 8:30 this morning -- and boy oh boy did he deserve it!!

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Early Resolution

Saturday, November 15, 2014

Early Resolution

Back at the gym and wondering if it is possible to achieve 8 pack abs in my 50th year…………???

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Tight Nuts and A Rusty Tool

Friday, November 14, 2014

Tight Nuts and A Rusty Tool

Learning can be fun, tools can be more fun.  Rusty nuts and a corroded tool - never fun!

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She’s Pretty Dumb for a Smart Girl

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Drinking shots at my age is never a good idea……………...

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Winter Comes Early

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

An alarming trend in weather forecasting - sensationalizing winter and scaring the crap out of people for no reason - or not getting their attention when you actually need to!

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Shout Out

Friday, November 7, 2014

After infuriating delays thanks to my home internet service I have been delayed in getting this posted -- I have gone to a remote location to post this -- and you all can now join in on the fun!!
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To Haiku or Not To Haiku

Sunday, November 2, 2014

If you are going to be an editor of poetry know what a haiku is --- if you are going to be the editor of a sports section, understand that the World Series is a big deal - not a page three thing!

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How Not To Shop Like An Asshole

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Some shopping do's that will make life so much more enjoyable for everyone!

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Halloween

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Is there a limit on decorations? Should there be an ordinance - well, hell no, but could there be a citation for tacky??

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Micro Penis – Could It Get Any Worse?

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Please weigh in on what a man should do if he has micro penis, and is there a fate worse than that - if so what is it?

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Upcoming Topics

Monday, October 27, 2014

Nothing provides more fodder for this column than large gatherings of people, cocktails and some good friends joining in on the fun………….

 

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Feet

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Quite frankly I would rather get a dick pic then a foot -- another dating don't from the Bytch.

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Disposable Penis

Friday, October 24, 2014

This is a sad story of dismemberment……

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Fifty Shades of Shitty Writing

Thursday, October 23, 2014

A summary of the writing of the Fifty Shades trilogy or how to make an exciting topic boring.

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Hard Day For a Bytch

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

It's a tough life, but someone has to get manicures, pedicures and tattoos -- and quite frankly more of you should!

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Tattoo Number 4

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Tattoo Number 4

Tattoos are not for nut sacks -- literally or figuratively!  But coffee infused tequila is for everyone!

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