The Night Before Christmas

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

I actually wrote this years ago, but now with a forum to share it, I hope it becomes a classic read aloud by adults everywhere.

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Level of Intensity

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Level of Intensity

You simply must go see the movie Whiplash

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Out With A Bang

Sunday, December 21, 2014

A wild nut of cocktails, peanut clusters, dancing and jello shots……….

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Tribute to My Marty

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Tribute to My Marty

This is not your typical Gym Bytch article - so if you want to continue thinking I have a heart of stone - skip this one!!

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Hamster Eggs

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Hamster Eggs

College is an awesome time…………..

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Christmas Decorating

Sunday, December 14, 2014

We need guidelines for lawn decorations……….

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New Traditions and Holiday Orgies

Saturday, December 13, 2014

New Traditions and Holiday Orgies

These are some tips that might just help you kick the holiday blues!

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Cooking With Cum

Saturday, December 13, 2014

People really do cook with cum ------- 

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Labeling

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Labeling

It takes time - but learn to be comfortable in your own skin……...

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Holiday Spirits

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Holiday Spirits

Please make sure you understand proper gift giving etiquette during the holiday season.

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Still Lacking The Yuletide Spirit

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Even a trip to Chicago and shopping has not gotten me on the path to feeling Christmacy……..

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Christmas Spirit

Sunday, December 7, 2014

I would never drink before shooting……so don't even fucking go there

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A Whole New Twist Or Two

Thursday, December 4, 2014

A Whole New Twist Or Two

The Bytch is getting into moving pictures……………….

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Little Dick Enthusiasts

Monday, December 1, 2014

Penis size is discussed once again………..

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Sweaty Sac Saturday

Saturday, November 29, 2014

It is a wonder my mental train of thought doesn't derail more often -- or could you argue that is almost always derailed??

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Nailed It. Again.

Friday, November 28, 2014

Nailed It.  Again.

The responsibility of deciding when enough is enough before you destroy someone's sense of style and decorum.

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Blackout Wednesday – It’s a Thing

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Holiday frivolity…….need I say more?

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Flop-A-Thon

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Flop-A-Thon

The day before Thanksgiving seems to be as bad as the day after New Year's at the gym……….

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Back At The Gym

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Back At The Gym

Anger can be a plus at the gym…………but let's not forget our hygiene and clothing choices

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Cock Rings and other Festive Items

Monday, November 24, 2014

Cock Rings and other Festive Items

Another education piece from your favorite Bytch

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Taboo

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Family and cock rings don't mix!

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Freezing Temps

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Freezing Temps

Winter can kiss my ass

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Two Days Of Nice

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

A Pop-Up Pie Party happened when I opened my door………...

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A Big Thank You!!

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Raising money and raising awareness --- I can't bitch everyday!

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Pissed Off By 8:30AM

Monday, November 17, 2014

Pissed Off By 8:30AM

My conversation with a nurse practitioner today -- I almost committed an atrocity against him by 8:30 this morning -- and boy oh boy did he deserve it!!

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Early Resolution

Saturday, November 15, 2014

Early Resolution

Back at the gym and wondering if it is possible to achieve 8 pack abs in my 50th year…………???

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Tight Nuts and A Rusty Tool

Friday, November 14, 2014

Tight Nuts and A Rusty Tool

Learning can be fun, tools can be more fun.  Rusty nuts and a corroded tool - never fun!

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She’s Pretty Dumb for a Smart Girl

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Drinking shots at my age is never a good idea……………...

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Winter Comes Early

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

An alarming trend in weather forecasting - sensationalizing winter and scaring the crap out of people for no reason - or not getting their attention when you actually need to!

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Shout Out

Friday, November 7, 2014

After infuriating delays thanks to my home internet service I have been delayed in getting this posted -- I have gone to a remote location to post this -- and you all can now join in on the fun!!
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