Is there a limit on decorations? Should there be an ordinance - well, hell no, but could there be a citation for tacky??

Please weigh in on what a man should do if he has micro penis, and is there a fate worse than that - if so what is it?

Nothing provides more fodder for this column than large gatherings of people, cocktails and some good friends joining in on the fun………….

Quite frankly I would rather get a dick pic then a foot -- another dating don't from the Bytch.

This is a sad story of dismemberment……

A summary of the writing of the Fifty Shades trilogy or how to make an exciting topic boring.

It's a tough life, but someone has to get manicures, pedicures and tattoos -- and quite frankly more of you should!

Tattoos are not for nut sacks -- literally or figuratively!  But coffee infused tequila is for everyone!

Always happy to give my opinion………..even on enimas.

Helping a concerned and confused reader be more confident when discussing their sphincter.

There really is a website called Cougar Life and it never pays to lie.

Grocery shopping is depressing and you should not be subjected to hideous music during that time……….And I lost at a car show

The Champaign County Humane Society holds a big dinner auction called the Fur Ball - this year I am the chair --- I wrote a little poem to the cadence of Twas The Night Before Christmas………..so there!!  I can write an entire poem and blog entry without cussing.

Is saying dick and penis really an academic freedom.  I want to be free to say them, but to preach about that at a top research university………I dare say most of the general public has the brain of a 12-year-old boy!