Dump Time

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Dump Time

Readers please weigh in on this question........ Why do some people take so long in the bathroom??

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People In My Yard

Saturday, March 29, 2014

People In My Yard

As many of you may know, my current residence is on the market. I still live in this home. So riddle me this............if a for sale sign is in the yard, does that give free reign to strangers to wander around your yard??

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The Bitch Is Moving

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

My apologies for going AWOL again --- I am in the process of moving - within the same community - but no matter how hard I try to move objects with my mind, and regardless of how many spells I have cast -- the old house is still packed with my crap - and it is not jumping into the car and moving itself.

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Shopping with The Bitch

Saturday, March 22, 2014

I came to grips with the fact long ago that if I ventured past black pants and shirts, or jeans and sweatshirts, that I really need to see the outfit hanging together in the store to put things together. Easier yet is to have personal shoppers. As a kid we had them in the major department stores -- today they are some of my well put together friends.

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Fast Paced Friday Night

Friday, March 21, 2014

Some of you may wonder -- What does Gym Bitch do on a Friday night?? Surely, she can't have many friends with that attitude?? But wait, she does have a boyfriend.......

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Midol for Men?!

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Midol for Men?!

Two of my readers have brought up the topic of the effects of Midol on the male ejaculation. Actually one friend told that another friend had Midol in his medicine cabinet and when ask why, he said to enhance his cum shots. Well maybe not those exact words, but close enough. He is not a porn star. Not that I know of. I do know one porn star. I digress.

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The Bitch is Back!

Monday, March 17, 2014

Sorry for the long delay in writing -- too much going on......but I will keep you posted on new and exciting developments with Gym Bitch!!

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Meeting Etiquette

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Meeting Etiquette

"AM I SPEAKING ENGLISH?" "CAN ANYONE PLEASE TELL ME IF I AM SPEAKING ENGLISH?" Have you ever been in a meeting, addressed someone with a question and gotten a completely nonsensical answer. Or the person just talks in circles with words that do not answer the question??

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Traveling Bitch

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Traveling Bitch

If your ass is the size of a buffalo don't wear hot pink sweat pants to travel in. If you don't understand "secure your purse under your arm, it can't sit on the middle of the plane floor", stay home.

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Dear Gym Bytch

Friday, March 7, 2014

The Best Machine in the Gym

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Duck DyNASTY App

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Duck DyNASTY App

This is what can happen to you when your aunt is the Gym Bytch - you get to watch Duck Dynasty and download the DD Beard Booth.....

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FYIB

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

For Your Information, Bytch

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My New Pink Button

Monday, March 3, 2014

My New Pink Button

Human Anatomy...I had not thought about labial color loss........maybe I don't have it yet.

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Dear Gym Bytch

Sunday, March 2, 2014

Pole dancing at a whole new level.

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