First of all let me say that today marks 6 months since my infamous first date with Sparky. Thanks in large part to Heather Smith Tucker I have not yet swung the wrecking ball at this relationship.........it's a long story -- if you know me well -- you totally understand my intense personality -- if you only know from reading this, well you can only imagine what a peach I am.

I came to grips with the fact long ago that if I ventured past black pants and shirts, or jeans and sweatshirts, that I really need to see the outfit hanging together in the store to put things together. Easier yet is to have personal shoppers. As a kid we had them in the major department stores -- today they are some of my well put together friends.

"It's time for my programs..."

If you have girly arms and you have a penis - you should not wear a tank top...

Speaking of Valentine's Day -- ladies - give your man a break -- I have heard so much bitching surrounding this holiday - seriously - it's not a holiday - the rose growers probably made it up, as it is the right number of weeks after Christmas for roses to bloom again......