I clearly missed my calling as a rap artist but am hell on a mower!

Even bitches make fairy gardens sometimes

Sex and aging - different ways around the issues.

Running errands is not a time to comment on the fact that I graduated from Indiana University - it is not a bad thing.

Straightening out who can take a bigger beating - a pussy or a nut sack.  The answer is obvious but you should read more just to make sure you get it!

Being a highly paid sports figure does not mean you should be a role model.

I love to read, but this would certainly make me join a book club!!

Dating may not be for me - and men are unrealistic about themselves -- is this a news flash?

Relationships, funerals, dead koi and bad handshakes.  Another day of free association with the Gym Bytch!