It's official - if I stay on Match.com I am changing my fake name to FlounderFinder -- I am sure this is terrible, but I just showed my sister, aunt and best friend some pictures from there --- my sister is laughing so much she peed herself, my bestie is laughing so hard that her husband thinks she is having a break with reality, and my aunt is virtually speechless - and that never happens!!

Now keep in mind, there are some nice looking men on there, there are some very nice men that just don't knock your socks off in the looks department (seriously -- did you not already know that I spend a lot of time floating around in the shallow end??) and quite frankly I think there are a few that checked the wrong box. They checked "men looking for women" and they should have checked "men looking for men" -- and there is nothing wrong with that -- just practice some self awareness for fucksake.

I don't even know why I am on there --- dating impaired folks like me really should not clog up dating sites --- I don't seem to actually want to date anyone anyway --- but my girlfriends find great humor in the fact that I am on there!

Love, The Gym Bitch