Ron Artest. Just the man himself is an atrocity. For those of you that do not know who I am talking about - he is an NBA player - that use to do wonderful, warm things like jumping into the crowd at games and assaulting fans. We need more like him as role models to our children. This highly paid prick then decided to change his name legally to Metta World Peace --- one of the least peaceful people on the planet.

So today I find out that he has legally changed his name again………………………………. Wait for it………………………………………….

The Pandas Friend

Are you fucking kidding me?? This man has got to be the biggest fuck stick in the world. In the blurb I read there was no apostrophe --so I assume the legal rendition is as you see it above. Meaning he is a friend to all pandas - not just one special panda. If I ever see you in public The Pandas Friend, whether it is throat punch Thursday or not, I am going to punch you. If it's Thursday I will punch you in the throat. If it is any other day of the week I will punch you in the nuts -- I assume that they will be easier to reach with an upper cut - and you are less likely to see it coming.

Speaking of nuts, we will talk more about those tomorrow. Depending on what time I get done at the courthouse changing my name.

Love, The Gym Bytch