Today I had several meetings – one of those meetings completely derailed and I heard something I have never ever heard before in my life --- and let’s face it – my life has not exactly been sheltered. 

So I am in this meeting with 4 other people – we had wrapped up our business, determined who needed to do what and started looking at pictures of one person’s new grandson – so while my sister and I looked at the pictures, two of the other people started talking about college days…………I don’t know if it was undergrad, or medical school or what, as I started actually hearing what they were talking about midway into the conversation………….

But when, let’s call him Man Doc 1 was talking about what good swimmers his sperm were and they were perfect for fertilizing a hamster egg – well by golly he had my attention all of a sudden………….. 

As it turns out his study group was working on the difference in sperms ability to fertilize an egg – apparently hamster eggs are close to human eggs – I don’t quite get or believe that, but that’s what he said – and he was in charge of providing the sperm because they found out that he had “good swimmers”. 

Well, as comes naturally to me, I had to break this down to regular English……so I ask…….”So your job in college was to beat off in order to collect your sperm to use it to try to fertilize a hamster egg?”  “So there could be little hamsters with glasses running around?” 

What a fucking concept!!! In college I was donating plasma and passing out and being ask to leave and never come back --- and this guy is beating off for money --- what the fuck??  Wow – it’s not bad to be a guy – I would totally masturbate for money – if some guy tells you he wouldn’t do that you have my approval to just punch him right in the throat because he clearly thinks you are a dumb ass and he is lying right to your face.

I have no more words for this.  I am still mesmerized by the whole sordid ordeal.

Love,

The Gym Bytch