This is actually something people do – there is an entire cookbook dedicated to semen-based recipes – it’s called Natural Harvest.  There is also a website www.cookingwithcum.com.  Before we delve further into this topic – I need to ask my male readers to help me with the research on this topic.  Most sources I have researched state that the average ejaculate is about a teaspoon --- so for recipes that call for a couple of TABLESPOONS – like the Creamy Cum Crepes are going to take some team work. (These are simply crepes filled with cottage cheese and 2 tablespoons of cum) 

Time to bring back the circle jerk!  The author of the cookbook states that this ingredient is readily available in most homes and restaurants.  Is this sanitary?  I don’t think you are supposed to have your pants off in a restaurant – and what if pubic hair flies into the collection vessel?  The circle jerk with a large collection vessel in the middle seems best. Or give everyone a baggie and a rubber band.  

There is nutritional value in semen – protein, enzymes, etc. But has this person visited Africa in the last 21 days?  It is not always wise to share bodily fluids, and the book clearly states that you should never add man juice to a recipe without telling all the diners what’s in your stew. 

Apparently it cooks like egg whites – and the first thing they suggest trying it to lightly oil a skillet, put it on the stove until it gets hot, then take it off the stove and beat off right into the skillet – then treat it like scrambled eggs.  Hopefully you are not very hungry.  You might want to put some bread in the toaster too………..

You can also make cocktails with it - - like a white Russian – same recipe just add ejaculate. 

I think you could use it as a glaze on Christmas cookies……….just use a pastry brush to dust it on a cooled sugar cookie – then add sprinkles.  (That’s my idea – not from the book – who doesn’t like sprinkles?!?!) 

So back to the research……………how much volume can you collect from a morning masturbation session??  Morning, after a good sleep, is your best bet for your largest gathering – also stay very hydrated – let me know what you produce.

Quite frankly if you like sperm this much – just do straight shots of it – why bother with all the dishes.  

Bon Appetite

Love,

The Gym Bytch