Gym Bytch Programs

Friday, February 28, 2014

"It's time for my programs..."

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Happy Spritzing

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Happy Spritzing

If you would like to pay to smell like a vulva you now can!! The picture below was sent to me by two male friends of mine. They think that I should pose for a picture sniffing this cologne. In case you haven't gotten to the picture yet - it is perfume that smells like a vagina. Now it does not say what kind of vagina. A shower fresh one, a day old one, a post workout vagina -- I mean we have a ton of variation here - not to mention the unique chemistry of each individual.

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Comments on Comments

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Of course yesterday's comments brought up more comments. Rectal itching and erections lasting 48 hours to name a couple.

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Drug Side Effects

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Drug Side Effects

What about all the drugs that list constipation.

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Not the Produce Aisle

Monday, February 24, 2014

Maybe I should have pointed her in the direction of the Clorox and Lysol...............

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Blackburn College

Friday, February 21, 2014

Changing up my "hat" today

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Gym Bytch 2044

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Two of my loyal readers have sent pictures in the last few days that I would like to share.

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Be Right Back

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Be Right Back Briefing.

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Darkness

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Darkness

If you have girly arms and you have a penis - you should not wear a tank top...

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Valentine's Bytch

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Speaking of Valentine's Day -- ladies - give your man a break -- I have heard so much bitching surrounding this holiday - seriously - it's not a holiday - the rose growers probably made it up, as it is the right number of weeks after Christmas for roses to bloom again......

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Half Assing

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

One of my favorite movie lines come to mind.

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Dear Gym Bytch

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Will you please address the lazy asses that still have their Christmas lights still out ? I post this privately because if my neighbors house loses electrical power by some "strange coincidence" .. or if there was a small fire I don't want to be suspect !!!!! Thank you!

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Bad Kitty

Monday, February 10, 2014

Bad Kitty

I cannot unsee this train wreck. In order to rid my mind's eye of this I have to share it -- mission accomplished.

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Vaginacizing

Sunday, February 9, 2014

It is vaginacizing. Not vajazzling - the act of bedazzling your hooha -- this is exercising your lady parts.

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Little BITs

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Little BITs

I have a man because I want one, not because I need one!

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Formerly Angelic Gym Bytch

Friday, February 7, 2014

How did The Gym Bytch get to be such a bitch you ask yourself?

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Snow Bytch

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Snow Bytch

I just wanted to show you what a stubborn bitch and a shovel can accomplish.

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Review Session

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Please hurry up and get here nice weather!! I don't want to have to beat an incompetent driver, on their way to the grocery store to clog up an aisle, with my snow shovel.

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It's Hot as Hell

Monday, February 3, 2014

Thinking of summer and this came to mind:

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Super Bowl

Sunday, February 2, 2014

I will admit to always thinking that Flea probably smells bad - no harm, no foul when I can't actually smell him!

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Chop Chef

Friday, January 31, 2014

If you think I dish it out, you should have heard the judges!

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