Some of you may wonder -- What does Gym Bitch do on a Friday night?? Surely, she can't have many friends with that attitude?? But wait, she does have a boyfriend.......

Two of my readers have brought up the topic of the effects of Midol on the male ejaculation. Actually one friend told that another friend had Midol in his medicine cabinet and when ask why, he said to enhance his cum shots. Well maybe not those exact words, but close enough. He is not a porn star. Not that I know of. I do know one porn star. I digress.

Sorry for the long delay in writing -- too much going on......but I will keep you posted on new and exciting developments with Gym Bitch!!

"AM I SPEAKING ENGLISH?" "CAN ANYONE PLEASE TELL ME IF I AM SPEAKING ENGLISH?" Have you ever been in a meeting, addressed someone with a question and gotten a completely nonsensical answer. Or the person just talks in circles with words that do not answer the question??

If your ass is the size of a buffalo don't wear hot pink sweat pants to travel in. If you don't understand "secure your purse under your arm, it can't sit on the middle of the plane floor", stay home.

The Best Machine in the Gym

This is what can happen to you when your aunt is the Gym Bytch - you get to watch Duck Dynasty and download the DD Beard Booth.....

For Your Information, Bytch

Human Anatomy...I had not thought about labial color loss........maybe I don't have it yet.

Pole dancing at a whole new level.

"It's time for my programs..."

If you would like to pay to smell like a vulva you now can!! The picture below was sent to me by two male friends of mine. They think that I should pose for a picture sniffing this cologne. In case you haven't gotten to the picture yet - it is perfume that smells like a vagina. Now it does not say what kind of vagina. A shower fresh one, a day old one, a post workout vagina -- I mean we have a ton of variation here - not to mention the unique chemistry of each individual.

Of course yesterday's comments brought up more comments. Rectal itching and erections lasting 48 hours to name a couple.

What about all the drugs that list constipation.

Maybe I should have pointed her in the direction of the Clorox and Lysol...............

Changing up my "hat" today

Two of my loyal readers have sent pictures in the last few days that I would like to share.

Be Right Back Briefing.

If you have girly arms and you have a penis - you should not wear a tank top...

Speaking of Valentine's Day -- ladies - give your man a break -- I have heard so much bitching surrounding this holiday - seriously - it's not a holiday - the rose growers probably made it up, as it is the right number of weeks after Christmas for roses to bloom again......

One of my favorite movie lines come to mind.

Will you please address the lazy asses that still have their Christmas lights still out ? I post this privately because if my neighbors house loses electrical power by some "strange coincidence" .. or if there was a small fire I don't want to be suspect !!!!! Thank you!

I cannot unsee this train wreck. In order to rid my mind's eye of this I have to share it -- mission accomplished.

It is vaginacizing. Not vajazzling - the act of bedazzling your hooha -- this is exercising your lady parts.

I have a man because I want one, not because I need one!

How did The Gym Bytch get to be such a bitch you ask yourself?

I just wanted to show you what a stubborn bitch and a shovel can accomplish.

Please hurry up and get here nice weather!! I don't want to have to beat an incompetent driver, on their way to the grocery store to clog up an aisle, with my snow shovel.

Thinking of summer and this came to mind:

I will admit to always thinking that Flea probably smells bad - no harm, no foul when I can't actually smell him!