Today I was in Schnuck's - I won't tell you which one - thus giving this person even more anonymity. How nice of me. Anyway, I was looking for hair gel - which in this store happens to be in the same aisle as feminine care products.

I came down the aisle - and this woman had her cart in the middle (shocker) and then her child was also laying in the middle of the aisle. At first she was at the end of the aisle with panty shields, maxipads and tampons - and some feminine wipes...........she was really studying these products. Maybe she had coupons. Maybe she was trying to determine what sort of flow she had or how to disguise the smell of her lady parts. (Daily bathing with soap and water is one way)

Then as I was trying to find hair gel that cost less than $12 a container, I noticed that she moved down the aisle to where the Monistat and other items for yeast infections and more feminine oder were displayed. Wow -- that poor lady has a lot going on with her hoohah. They say that the grocery store can be a good place to pick up a date...........I say men - stay in the produce aisle --- if you stumble on this scene it might turn you off of vaginas forever. In the produce aisle you can at least look at the veggies a woman (or man) is admiring and see what you need to live up to.

I was getting grossed out - and I have one. I think this shopping trip should have occurred at Walgreens - or somewhere people are less likely to be buying food items. I threw up in my mouth a little as I watched this drama unfold. If you aren't sure what is coming out of your lady parts you may need to consult a health care professional ---

I won't go into detail here but yeesh - maybe I should have pointed her in the direction of the Clorox and Lysol..............

Love,
The Gym Bitch