For all of you other readers please understand that this from a person I have known for several years, and said person has never committed arson, or vandalism. Person does however run outdoors in all types of weather - so does not understand the inability to get off the couch, even in cold temps and take down the damn lights. I do not exercise outside during a Polar Vortex (made up BS if you ask me) but we have had some decent days mixed in there since Jan. 1, 2014.

I mention January 1 - because it is ok to keep them up until then. After that date if they are still up they should not be turned on. By January 31 they should be down. It looks tacky. And clearly, it makes you look lazy. Did you fall dreadfully ill during the month of January?? I am sure a well meaning neighbor would help you rip down your Griswold display.

Get with it people -- pretty soon you can hang Easter eggs from your trees out front. Really?? I don't get that either.........colored chicken eggs hanging from a tree?? How did the bunny get those up there?? While festive, it makes absolutely no sense at all.

Does anyone have any valentine decorations up?? A nude baby with a bow and arrows?? Hearts?? Send me a picture if you see a Valentine display. Oh and DD - do not send the Hello Kitty debacle again - while Hello Kitty does tend to have hearts on or near her -- I do not want to see that again.

Love,
The Gym Bitch