The picture below was sent to me by two male friends of mine. They think that I should pose for a picture sniffing this cologne. In case you haven't gotten to the picture yet - it is perfume that smells like a vagina. Now it does not say what kind of vagina. A shower fresh one, a day old one, a post workout vagina -- I mean we have a ton of variation here - not to mention the unique chemistry of each individual.

They are right though -- clearly I enjoy a train wreck - and I would smell it. I would not buy it however. I mean if you already have one - do you need to add additional smell?? I prefer my lady parts to be shower fresh. If this is stinky puss cologne - why pay for it? Just go without a shower or change of underpants for a couple days, then take said underpants and rub them on your neck and wrists - or where ever you like to put your cologne. Some people give the monkey a little spritz --- clearly using this cologne would save you that extra spray, therefore it would last longer and be more economical.

This one is called Vulva. This leaves the company open to explore those different vag scents - they can introduce Mons Pubis, Labia Majora, Labia Minora, Clitorus - I think that about covers it - assuming they don't want to wander into the vagina for naming opportunities. I did just read an article stating that the vagina was to receive the penis...........really??? Clearly a man wrote that article -- not all vaginas are open for penis delivery, and none of them are unless we've hung out the welcome sign........blimey - that was quite an assumption.

Anyway, if you would like to pay to smell like a vulva you now can!! Happy spritzing!

Love,
The Gym Bitch