Subject: Fleets: medical vs recreational use?

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Always happy to give my opinion………..even on enimas.

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Backside Jargon

Friday, October 17, 2014

Helping a concerned and confused reader be more confident when discussing their sphincter.

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Cougar Life

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

There really is a website called Cougar Life and it never pays to lie.

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Sunday at the Grocery Store

Sunday, October 12, 2014

Grocery shopping is depressing and you should not be subjected to hideous music during that time……….And I lost at a car show

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Twas The Night Before Fur Ball

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Twas The Night Before Fur Ball

The Champaign County Humane Society holds a big dinner auction called the Fur Ball - this year I am the chair --- I wrote a little poem to the cadence of Twas The Night Before Christmas………..so there!!  I can write an entire poem and blog entry without cussing.

 

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Dick and Penis

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Is saying dick and penis really an academic freedom.  I want to be free to say them, but to preach about that at a top research university………I dare say most of the general public has the brain of a 12-year-old boy!

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Singing and Yard Work

Monday, September 29, 2014

I clearly missed my calling as a rap artist but am hell on a mower!

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A Disturbing Turn of Events

Sunday, September 28, 2014

A Disturbing Turn of Events

Even bitches make fairy gardens sometimes

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Lunch Time - Not Just For Lunch

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Sex and aging - different ways around the issues.

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Costumery and Candy Corn

Friday, September 19, 2014

Costumery and Candy Corn

Running errands is not a time to comment on the fact that I graduated from Indiana University - it is not a bad thing.

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Nut sack vs. Pussy

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Straightening out who can take a bigger beating - a pussy or a nut sack.  The answer is obvious but you should read more just to make sure you get it!

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Atrocity Du Jour

Monday, September 15, 2014

Being a highly paid sports figure does not mean you should be a role model.

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Great Story

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Great Story

I love to read, but this would certainly make me join a book club!!

 

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Unhappy Day

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Unhappy Day
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Flounder Finder

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Dating may not be for me - and men are unrealistic about themselves -- is this a news flash?

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Happy, Sad, Happy, Sad. Sneak Peek. Free Association.

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Relationships, funerals, dead koi and bad handshakes.  Another day of free association with the Gym Bytch!

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Report Avoidance and Another Annoyance

Sunday, August 31, 2014

Reports are a grind, WipeOut looks fun, Throat Punch Thursday should be a real thing and anyone that says "Easy Peasy" should be a victim.

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List of Topics

Friday, August 29, 2014

Friends are good for lots of things, especially helping you think of great topics!!  They will also talk about the Little League World Series and many other things.

 

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Repo Bytch

Friday, August 22, 2014

Repo Bytch

This lady is truly kick ass!

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Fuckstick

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Golf étiquette is never out of style, urinating on the golf course - in the middle of the fairway always is.

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The Bitch Likes Cashews

Saturday, August 9, 2014

The bitch loves cashews, hates dating, hates to see peoples' underwear but would love to own a boat.

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Even Bitches Make New Friends

Thursday, August 7, 2014

New friends are better than bad relationships.  Calling the other woman who you caught him cheating with is not over the line, but eating food that you have met is over the line.

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Driving School

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Speed limits are enforceable in Illinois, they are not mere suggestions.  People should learn to sit quietly and take it all in rather than commenting, especially when they have absolutely nothing to add to the conversation!  This is offensive driving at its best!

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Long Time Away/Appointment Rage

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Back to being funny, suffering appointment rage, which goes hand in hand with gym rage and road rage - the basic take away - if you want to see me make an appointment!

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I'm back............

Thursday, July 3, 2014

I'm back............

Tonight, for a minute, I thought I had wandered into a convention for epileptics --- but then I realized I was at The Boat Drunks concert here in Champaign.

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Moving and Stressing

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

So I have finally moved into my new house and was going to start writing again - but then the dogs started fighting and I decided to just quit unpacking and sit down and watch tv...

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Back To The Emergency Department

Sunday, June 1, 2014

OK - so Tuesday after giving blood, and my blood pressure dropping too low I ended up in the Emergency Department at Carle --- I was on a gurney in the hall --- and I am not complaining about that --- I was not in a life threatening situation - I was laying down and I had a great view of the main doors so I saw everyone that was coming and going!

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No bitching today

Thursday, May 29, 2014

First of all let me say goodbye to another friend - Bob Scofield - he is gone way too soon - and he will be missed.

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What The Fuck

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

What The Fuck

I just typed my whole gym bitch rant for the day about the emergency room and the whole fucking thing disappeared. There are a lot of days that I hate technology!!!!!

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Facebook for News

Saturday, May 24, 2014

I was going to get on here and write about my experience at the carwash today -- but instead I found out that a lovely woman that I have known for 38 years died -- I guess last night or today...........

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