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I May Never Run Out of Things To Say

Friday, August 29, 2014/Categories: Entries

Last night I met several friends out last night -- RGS, TL, MC, MD, JD and apparently AT was there, but hiding from us in hopes of not coming down with a hangover this morning. I don't know about the rest of this group, but I would never drink and drive. Especially after my half day at driving school!! So, my headache this morning was clearly caused by allergies.

Anyway, the entertaining group I was with helped me to come up with some future topics for Gym Bitch.....

It's Prostate Not ProstRate, You Idiot. * Jen. All Gay. All Day. *(And don't anyone dare send me a message about being politically incorrect or bashing gay people or I will kick your whiny ass!) That Is Ten Pounds of Shit in A Five Pound Bag * Sack of Door Knobs* There were several others, but I like to leave you wanting more..........

I am a little sad that the Little League World Series is over.......I was watching it while on the elliptical one day at the gym, and Emma who plays for Canada was up to bat. It appears at boys are discombobulated by girls, even during an athletic competition -- I don't think this young pitcher could have gotten the ball over the plate if his life had depended on it! Emma did tip one foul, and then mouthed "crap". I like this girl - she is really too old to be a Little Bit (that is a little bitch in training - you will soon be able to sign your daughter up and purchase a t-shirt), but she has the makings of a solid bitch. It was really the look in her eye, not the cussing that was the first tip off!

For the parents of young men playing sports against women, I have a piece of advice a good friend of mine gave his son before he had his first wrestling match against a girl. "Try not to pop a chubby while you are wrestling her." He's clever that way, with the pep talks.

Keep coming back -- it appears that I will not run out of topics for quite some time..........

Love, The Gym Bitch


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