This is a brief, yet true rant. Yesterday I played in a charitable golf outing - it was a sell out -- great for the organization, a bit of a death march for those on the course. My foursome had a great time however and shot 15 under. They also learned a couple of valuable lessons --- it's ok to tell the bitch that she is aimed in the wrong direction, it is ok to tell her to get a different club to hit the shot, it is not ok to give instruction on the longest drive hole - which once again I fucked up, and it is never ok to talk to her about putting unless she asks...............I think we are all clear on those rules.

Now - for you other fucksticks out on the course --- men -- it is NEVER ok to pull out your junk and pee right in the middle of the fairway............are you really fucking serious with that??? Yes - that did happen yesterday - the foursome right in front of us -- put your dick back in your pants and your ass in your cart and move the fuck out of my way!!! You four could not hit your way out of a wet paper sack with a golf club - and then to pee right in the middle of a fairway?!?!?! I did go ahead and tee off at one point while they were hitting there third shot and placed it nicely right between their carts. I wish I would have hit the urinating asshole right in the balls. I need to work on that shot.

I almost went up and beat the guy to death with my BullsEye putter - but I love that putter and I don't think the men in my group would have let me borrow a club for that purpose. So I just drank another beer - but I will never get over that atrocity.

Love, The Gym Bitch