This lesson never sinks in with me -- but anytime I say -- I'm not going to drink much at all, and I'm going to get home early........it completely backfires.

It is a wonder my mental train of thought doesn't derail more often -- or could you argue that is almost always derailed??

The responsibility of deciding when enough is enough before you destroy someone's sense of style and decorum.

Is saying dick and penis really an academic freedom.  I want to be free to say them, but to preach about that at a top research university………I dare say most of the general public has the brain of a 12-year-old boy!