It appears that we need a review session.

First of all, Mother Nature or Moses or whomever is in charge of the weather - enough with the cold and snow -- it sucks, people can't drive in it, and yet they won't stay home. They do however go to the grocery store........

This brings me to review #2 --- pick a damn side of the aisle to walk and push your cart down.........the middle is not the place to be!! Why is it that there are never fast walkers in the middle?? There are very slow people with coupons and recipes and huge asses in the middle and you can't get around them. And they seem to have very poor vision and no hearing because they never have a clue that there is anyone else in the store. How did they get there? How are they reading their list and sorting their coupons?? Very curious indeed. Get the hell out of my way!!

Review #3 --- shovel your damn sidewalks -- it is one of the responsibilities of home ownership if you live in a neighborhood. If you can't do it due to being ill or having physical limitations ask a hyper neighbor like me to help out!! Or hire it done. If you are just lazy --- get your ass up off the couch, fold up your snugglie or whatever the hell those blankets with arms are called, bundle up, grab you shovel and get to work. It won't kill you -- well it might -- but we all have to go sometime.

I am trying to get some work done - I already shoveled once today - and my driveway was perfectly clean and dry before this horseshit started again this afternoon -- then I am hoping that Duck Dynasty is on --- I just watched it for the first time last night -- and Bad Ink --- good shit - I loved them both! My new routine is to try to quit working by 7 or 8pm and sit on the couch for an hour - like the slugs with unshoveled driveways - hang out with the dogs, read and watch a little quality programming.

Please hurry up and get here nice weather!! I don't want to have to beat an incompetent driver, on their way to the grocery store to clog up an aisle, with my snow shovel.

Love,
The Gym Bitch