Of course yesterday's comments brought up more comments. Rectal itching and erections lasting 48 hours to name a couple. It would be a hell of a thing to have both of those side effects. Once again glad I don't have a penis. And don't you think, if you do have a penis, and you had an erection for say even a couple of hours, you would begin to wonder if something was amiss?? I mean would you really wait 48 hours to call a doctor?? In your fantasy world you may think your partner would be quite interested in your 48 hour erection --- but let me tell you that IS a fantasy. I don't think anyone wants to be on the other end of that for 48 hours - I for one, do not have that kind of attention span.

If you are well endowed - maybe you could bend it and use it to scratch your itchy rectum.........

Back to thinking about having a penis --- if I could have one for a day I would show it to people --- you have been warned!

Now, due to my short attention span - I see a video posted below about Jimmy Fallon and Paul Rudd having a lip sync contest - so I am off to watch that.......

Love,
The Gym Bitch