I was back at the gym this morning – and there were a couple of clothing issues.

 Number 1:  Working out on a piece of cardio equipment in jeans and a sweater –   really?? Where are you going next you smelly piece of shit?

Number 2:  Shelf ass and shorts that were too tiny. I understand physical afflictions and clearly she was working on her shelf ass, cellulite and thighs the size of 20lb turkeys (each) but she needs to wear long shorts – not shorty shorts. 

Once again people practice good hygiene and cover your jiggly shit.  If someone wants to see your jiggly bits take them home with you!

If you are highly sensitive to the Ferguson story you may want to stop reading.

 On another gym note – I have discovered that my anger level relates directly to the intensity of my workout – the madder I get the harder I work out.  This was a hell of a workout today as I watched the goings on in Ferguson. What a cluster fuck.  It totally pisses me off that they are burning down buildings, setting cars on fire, and trying to flip police cars over.  Have a little fucking class and dignity.  Do you have any idea how much this is costing taxpayers?  I am guessing that many of the people looting and burning haven’t paid much in the way of taxes ever.  Then we send police in with tear gas and rubber bullets – fuck that!  This is a job for Tony Montana and his little friend.  (That would be Al Pacino in Scarface and his M-16 assault rifle)

I normally don’t talk about politics – but our president was on television last night and actually said that he hoped people would not use this as a reason to misbehave.

Are you mother fucking kidding me?!?!?  Misbehave? That is what 5 year olds do. As soon as you set fire to something, steal something or assault someone you are a criminal, not a person that has misbehaved.  And you wonder why we have become such a nation of weak ass nut sacks.

Ok – I’m getting all angry again – so I will not subject you to anymore of my ranting – at least not today.  But I will be back at the gym tomorrow – so if you are going cover as much of the ugly shit on you as possible.  Sex toy talk is so much more interesting and doesn’t make me angry at all…………..

Love, 

The Gym Bytch