Early Resolution

In Search of An Eight Pack

Saturday, November 15, 2014/Categories: Entries

Early Resolution

I was back at the gym today – I have been a total slacker lately – but am back on track.  The same herd of folks were at the gym – most of them are still searching for the workout they can’t out eat.  At least that is the way it appears to me.  Happily only one person had some jiggly shit showing.  So people if it jiggles a lot – or folds over on itself……….cover that shit up!!  

So while I was on the elliptical doing a 20 minute warm up before lifting weights – it occurred to me that I will be 50 years old in a couple of months.  I would like to have a six pack at some point – and I mean on me – not in me.  I’ve mastered getting a six pack in me.  Actually if you want to be specific – great abs are an 8 pack – not a six pack.  Mine are cleverly disguised with fat at the moment – but I thought hell – if I don’t do it know I will never be able to do it.  For that matter I may not be able to do it now – but I might as well try!  That means I will have to quit eating like a douche bag.

I decided to make this resolution before January 1st – that is for ninnies.  Plus perhaps by going way out on this limb and stating this publicly I will not eat my way through the holidays – and I will keep getting to the gym.

And you better bet your sweet ass that if I can pull this off there will be a photo posted!!  Wish me luck- and slap me if you see me eating like a jackass!

If you want to join me on this quest you are more than welcome! 

Love,

The Gym Bytch

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