I actually wrote this years ago, but now with a forum to share it, I hope it becomes a classic read aloud by adults everywhere.

You simply must go see the movie Whiplash

A wild nut of cocktails, peanut clusters, dancing and jello shots……….

This is not your typical Gym Bytch article - so if you want to continue thinking I have a heart of stone - skip this one!!

College is an awesome time…………..

We need guidelines for lawn decorations……….

These are some tips that might just help you kick the holiday blues!

People really do cook with cum ------- 

It takes time - but learn to be comfortable in your own skin……...

Please make sure you understand proper gift giving etiquette during the holiday season.

Even a trip to Chicago and shopping has not gotten me on the path to feeling Christmacy……..

I would never drink before shooting……so don't even fucking go there

The Bytch is getting into moving pictures……………….

Penis size is discussed once again………..

It is a wonder my mental train of thought doesn't derail more often -- or could you argue that is almost always derailed??

The responsibility of deciding when enough is enough before you destroy someone's sense of style and decorum.

Holiday frivolity…….need I say more?

The day before Thanksgiving seems to be as bad as the day after New Year's at the gym……….

Anger can be a plus at the gym…………but let's not forget our hygiene and clothing choices

Another education piece from your favorite Bytch

Family and cock rings don't mix!

Winter can kiss my ass

A Pop-Up Pie Party happened when I opened my door………...

Raising money and raising awareness --- I can't bitch everyday!

My conversation with a nurse practitioner today -- I almost committed an atrocity against him by 8:30 this morning -- and boy oh boy did he deserve it!!

Back at the gym and wondering if it is possible to achieve 8 pack abs in my 50th year…………???

Learning can be fun, tools can be more fun.  Rusty nuts and a corroded tool - never fun!

Drinking shots at my age is never a good idea……………...

An alarming trend in weather forecasting - sensationalizing winter and scaring the crap out of people for no reason - or not getting their attention when you actually need to!

After infuriating delays thanks to my home internet service I have been delayed in getting this posted -- I have gone to a remote location to post this -- and you all can now join in on the fun!!