Drinking shots at my age is never a good idea……………...

An alarming trend in weather forecasting - sensationalizing winter and scaring the crap out of people for no reason - or not getting their attention when you actually need to!

After infuriating delays thanks to my home internet service I have been delayed in getting this posted -- I have gone to a remote location to post this -- and you all can now join in on the fun!!

If you are going to be an editor of poetry know what a haiku is --- if you are going to be the editor of a sports section, understand that the World Series is a big deal - not a page three thing!

Some shopping do's that will make life so much more enjoyable for everyone!

Is there a limit on decorations? Should there be an ordinance - well, hell no, but could there be a citation for tacky??

Please weigh in on what a man should do if he has micro penis, and is there a fate worse than that - if so what is it?

Nothing provides more fodder for this column than large gatherings of people, cocktails and some good friends joining in on the fun………….

 

Quite frankly I would rather get a dick pic then a foot -- another dating don't from the Bytch.

This is a sad story of dismemberment……

A summary of the writing of the Fifty Shades trilogy or how to make an exciting topic boring.

It's a tough life, but someone has to get manicures, pedicures and tattoos -- and quite frankly more of you should!

Tattoos are not for nut sacks -- literally or figuratively!  But coffee infused tequila is for everyone!

Always happy to give my opinion………..even on enimas.

Helping a concerned and confused reader be more confident when discussing their sphincter.

There really is a website called Cougar Life and it never pays to lie.

Grocery shopping is depressing and you should not be subjected to hideous music during that time……….And I lost at a car show

The Champaign County Humane Society holds a big dinner auction called the Fur Ball - this year I am the chair --- I wrote a little poem to the cadence of Twas The Night Before Christmas………..so there!!  I can write an entire poem and blog entry without cussing.

 

Is saying dick and penis really an academic freedom.  I want to be free to say them, but to preach about that at a top research university………I dare say most of the general public has the brain of a 12-year-old boy!

I clearly missed my calling as a rap artist but am hell on a mower!

Even bitches make fairy gardens sometimes

Sex and aging - different ways around the issues.

Running errands is not a time to comment on the fact that I graduated from Indiana University - it is not a bad thing.

Straightening out who can take a bigger beating - a pussy or a nut sack.  The answer is obvious but you should read more just to make sure you get it!

Being a highly paid sports figure does not mean you should be a role model.

I love to read, but this would certainly make me join a book club!!

 

Dating may not be for me - and men are unrealistic about themselves -- is this a news flash?

Relationships, funerals, dead koi and bad handshakes.  Another day of free association with the Gym Bytch!

Reports are a grind, WipeOut looks fun, Throat Punch Thursday should be a real thing and anyone that says "Easy Peasy" should be a victim.