If you would like to pay to smell like a vulva you now can!! The picture below was sent to me by two male friends of mine. They think that I should pose for a picture sniffing this cologne. In case you haven't gotten to the picture yet - it is perfume that smells like a vagina. Now it does not say what kind of vagina. A shower fresh one, a day old one, a post workout vagina -- I mean we have a ton of variation here - not to mention the unique chemistry of each individual.