The Jerk

Tuesday, April 1, 2014/Categories: Entries

The Jerk

If you have seen the movie, The Jerk, starring Steve Martin you will get this --- if not, too bad.

This is the bitch style of moving -- just shove whatever you can into whatever vehicle is handy at the time. All I need is this crock pot. And this blender. But that's all I need. And this chair, but that's it. The crock pot, the blender and the chair. That's all I need. Oh and this other chair. But that's it. The crock pot, the blender, the striped chair and this other chair.

Sadly I have not found a paddle ball game to pack -- and I won't be sending extra cash next week as no one has offered me a blow job.

Love,
The Gym Bitch

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