It has been a full day here at Gym Bitch Estate --- the bitch had a date --- I deem it a success. That is merely due to the fact that he did not resemble a deer in the headlights at any point during the date. Good poker face or actual interest?? That remains to be seen!

Then met friends out and saw - oh hell - I don't remember what the name of the band was - but they were excellent. Almost better than the band, but actually thanks to the band, there was a couple dancing that were phenomenal - the only issue was the girls underpants were showing. Honey, if you can dance and move your hips like that -- forget the damn underwear. Who cares?? You can throw your jeans in the washing machine and get that sweaty monkey smell right out!

The day started with garage sales -- the bitch is chairing an auction this fall and is always out looking for baskets, wrapping material --- whatever - today I ended up with dog toys!! And in case any of you nimrods are going to check on charitable standings of organizations I help - I pay for this shit out of my own pocket -- so if you are getting ready to cry foul about something you can suck it!

Anyway, long day, lots accomplished, and I came home around 11:30 and proceeded to pick the cashews out of a can of mixed nuts. Hey nut packagers -- do you know that most people do not eat at least 2 of the 4-5 types of nuts in your mixed nut container. My house. My rules. My cashews.

Due to the fact that I used a certain phrase above - I am sidetracked (it happens easily - I am either ADD or just a scatterbrained flake) - so anyway, I want a boat........I have been trying to think of what I will name my boat...........Blond Ambition, MagLeo, Can't Take it With Me, or just something that conveys a message as simply as " Suck It".

Trust the bitch - life is easier if you don't give a rat's ass about what other people think -- so I am leaning toward Suck It.

As Always, All My Love, The Gym Bitch