There is nothing I love more than driving in really bad weather – the more snow the better!!  The problem?  The other fucking drivers on the road.  Everytime it snows, or hell even with rain, over half the dumb asses in this town act like they have lived in the desert their whole lives and have no idea how to drive in snow.  If you can’t handle it stay home!!!

Here is another observation from the road – people that have “Coexist” bumper stickers drive really, really slowly ---- what is the correlation here?? 

I heard from a couple of loyal readers today.

The first just had a gym story, which leads me to a question.  Here is what happened: 

Meathead at the Gym:  How many sets you got left?

Friend of Gym Bytch: A couple.

MATG: Yeah, but exactly how many:

FOGB: Two 

That leads me to ask --- what else would a couple be??  I mean if he had answered one – that is self explanatory, a couple – that always mean two you dumb fuck. Now if he had answered several – that is open to discussion. Am I completely off the mark here? Can a couple mean something else? I think not.

The question that was posed to me was this:

How many dates would it take you to corrupt a man from the Christian Mingle website? 

We all know I dabbled in Internet dating. It sucked. I quit. But this is an interesting question and could become a fun game. I would say in one date I could either scare the bejesus out of him and he’d never call again, but if he ask for a second date then the corruption has already started – so my answer to her was two – maybe I said a couple.

The other interesting site would be the one where there are just farmers to date – I can’t remember the name of that one. Fuck A Farmer or something like that I guess. I do like farmers………………………

Love,

The Gym Bytch