What is Cards Against Humanity?

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Unlike most of the party games you've played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a black card, and everyone else answers with their funniest white card.

Let me first note – that I took the above the their website…….credit given.

OMG – First a cookbook made especially for me and now a card game??  I’m so fucking excited!!  My assistant, the always lovely Heatie, just ordered me the game and all five expansion packs!!  I can’t wait – for someone that was not in the Christmas spirit, the afterglow of Christmas has become quite amazing. And I am so excited that I know so many horrible people that will laugh their collective ass off while playing this! Love you shit heads – can’t wait for you to come play with me!! (take that however you want- several of you know how open minded I am)

Speaking of after Christmas – let’s start to get those lights down people! And all the yard crap packed away --- this town has everything from the pathetic to the seizure inducing as far as Christmas decorating goes.  The last day to have it up and on is January 1 – by the second you better at least have all that shit unplugged!!  

Quite honestly what better way to get over your hangover on New Year’s Day than going out in the predicted temp of 32 degrees, and hoisting your drunken ass up the ladder to get those lights down! Keep in mind that it is ok to “mother fuck” the lights as many times as needed while you get them coiled up and put away.  Or you can do what the Bytch does and unplug them, and wait for the guys from Green View to show up.  I do not deal with lights, cords or hoses.  And yes, as I was reminded yesterday by one of my faves, it does take a goddamn village to keep me corralled. 

Love,

The Gym Bytch