Ok - so I am always bitchy --- but lately it has not been funny so I was away for awhile -- I am back! If you can't figure out a way to laugh at things there is really no point to life, because frequently it is annoying as hell. I have been keeping a list of topics, and working on the new website, so not a total loser. Close lately, but not completely!
Today's topic is appointment rage -- it is a new type of rage to go with my gym rage and my road rage(that topic will be covered soon when I tell you about my trip to driving school)
I know that I am technically retired. My "jobs" are on my own time. And no, I am not referring to "blow jobs". (That's only funny if you know the movie The Jerk.) Anyway, I plan my days. I have things on the calendar. I have meetings, appointments, conference calls and lots of stuff to get done so if you want to meet with me, or chat with me -- give me some advance warning. Don't pull up to my house and text me --- I hate being interrupted -- once you get my brain on a topic you need to leave it there until the mission is accomplished. I can multitask - but if I don't know you need me, or are coming by, you are not on my radar and my brain may not want to flip to your topics. Or I may actually be tied up with someone that had the courtesy to call ahead.
Actually you can text me anytime -- just don't expect me to drop what I am doing and get right with you!! You can also call anytime -- but what the hell -- if you call, leave a damn message -- I will actually get back to you. If you don't leave a message I will assume you ass dialed me and I won't just call you back.
If you have been missing me, and some of you have, you've told me. Some of you won't even admit you read this - I understand that too!
Anyway - there are plenty of topics to cover -- as I said earlier I have been to driving school, I have made some new friends (they will be a topic, they know who they are, but unless they message privately to tell me I can use their names, I won't), I have started to think about dating again, in fact I have a date Friday - the old hottie is out of the picture -- I could write about what jackasses men can be - but many of my followers are men and I do not want to alienate them all, because several of you are quite charming.
So anyway, my brain is still producing lots of opinions about all sorts of topics, I will still be pissing some of you off and making others laugh!
It's good to be back.
Love,
The Gym Bitch