Since my relationship blew up I have made several new friends -- already I can tell that my new friends are better than my old flame -- in fact, one of my new friends is the woman I was being cheated on with. She has proven to be quite nice! And yes folks, the Bitch does have the balls to contact the other woman.

Ok, so on to the other new friends. First I met B -- he is funny and delightful and grew up in Urbana and yet I had never met him!! He then introduced me to A -- she is also dating impaired just like me! Another local person - we are all the same age - yet just meeting for the first time -- they are both hilarious!! We also have many friends in common -- I can only assume that those friends were being stingy with these new friends -- thank you T for the intro to B - and likewise to B for introducing me to A!

As it turns out, friends, even brand new ones are much more dependable than dates met on Match and yes I am bitter. I am a bitter, angry old woman -- hell I was that before dating - are you shocked?? Ok well not old. MIddle aged. How many years younger do I have to date to be a cougar?? I might want to shake things up a little!! Or maybe go older again -- hell at this point I will settle for someone that is not a sociopath, can carry on a good conversation and doesn't smell like ass or have dog shit breath. I also do not date men that have a mullet, wear nugget jewelry, live in their mother's basement, think a speedo is appropriate swimwear, or think tank tops belong anyplace but the gym, or out running on in the yard -- your own yard. Is it possible that I come off as too opinionated?? Too bossy?? As usual, I feel that I am providing help to those in need.

Another old friend of mine, W, sent me an email about buying beef -- this beef is still alive..........he then talked about securing the beef.........I could probably hold it down by sitting on it for a little while..........I can't talk about my food while it is still alive, so I just invited myself over to his house when his lovely wife and he are cooking this beef that I have not met. The Bitch does not like to meet her food in its live form, then have it land on her plate. Same reason I don't eat chicken at W/H residence -- I have met the girls.

Perhaps I should start giving dating tips -- it would be more of a dating don'ts page..............

Love, The Gym Bitch