Back at the gym today – and I have a question – why do so many men ignore their goddamn legs?? You can look around any gym and see guys that are buff from the waist up and they are carrying that shit around on little chicken legs – what the fuck is up with that? Your legs have muscles too ---- why don’t you work them??
Today appeared to be “Walk Around Like Your Lats Are On Fire” day --- that is when men get a little pumped up and then walk around with their arms half in the air as if their lats are so enormous that they can’t put their arms down --- give us all a break you dip shits – you can put your arms down.
There was so much going on today --- and one thing that had my head spinning was the incredibly poor form people use – and they are people in every shape and size – there had to be men and women in the gym today that weighed in anywhere from about 85lbs to over 400lbs – and I don’t care what your body type, a lot of you idiots have the worst fucking form I have ever seen! Can we implement throat punch day at the gym – where those with good form just walk up and punch people in the throat if they are screwing it all up?? I don’t know why this infuriates me but it does. Oh hell, lots of things infuriate me – like things in rental property breaking, people that can’t drive worth a damn, buffoons at the gym – I mean really, the list is endless.
Another thing I noted – Shorty Shorts is clearly not a Gym Bytch reader – she was back, in the same shorts. Please do me a favor and pass the link on to all your Facebook friends, or send it in an email to people or reTweet it – we need to end the assault on our eyeballs!
While my brain is jumping all over the place I have to tell you two more things – I played Cards Against Humanity on NYE – first of all it is hilarious – second, don’t play it with people that are very literal – there are no right answers – it totally depends on what you think is funny – and not everyone has a sense of humor. Sad but true – I have gotten hate mail and people that have dropped me as a friend due to this blog – oh well, fuck ‘em.
Anyway, of my 10 white cards I had these two in my hand:
ASSLESS CHAPS
MY VAGINA
I was so happy to get the vagina card, as I was the only one at the table that actually has one. Anyway this black card was turned up:
_________________ is a slippery slope to _____________________
I played the two white cards above in that exact order – I thought it was hilarious – someone else got the Awesome Point for that card.
Oh well.
The other thing I wanted to tell you is that I wrote to the fuckers at Thug Kitchen – I love them and hope they write back – I will keep you posted!
Love,
The Gym Bytch