Third day in a row at the gym!! There before 6am…………and I spent most of the time feeling like I might throw up again - but I pushed through it. I know that three days in a row is no big deal, but you have to start somewhere. I turned over another new leaf at the gym today………..I listened to show tunes. Phantom of the Opera, Wicked, Les Mis and the best was Jersey Boys. I almost chassed around the gym. That too would be a suitable reason for someone to punch me in the face so I kept a grip on myself.

Speaking of punching in the face - I own a couple of different auto franchises and Friday I attended a meeting for one of them. This group has always gotten stuck on stupid phrases during meetings. One that went on for years was "Let's kick the trash cans". I know. What the fuck does that mean? During meetings my mind wanders so I take notes in order to try to pay attention. What I end up writing down is every stupid damn thing that comes out of someone's mouth. So at the meeting Friday we got these gems multiple times: "Let's line them up and punch them in the face", "Club them over the head" and "Duke it out". My business partner ask if we were supposed to do that to the customers. I think the gist was to do that to the competition. These were all men speaking at the meeting. Just saying.

Now for the question that came up over the weekend during a conversation with a long time reader. At what age does the penis quit growing? An encounter had occurred back in the college days and then another years later. The recipient of said penis felt like it had gotten much larger since college. I was unsure of the answer so did a little research and while most peni are done growing around age 18 it is completely possible that they do not reach their full "potential" until age 21. So did the did the person have a faulty memory or was the dick actually bigger? My answer to that: Who cares!! It's all good for everyone concerned at this point! Question answered. Thanks Gym Bytch. 

Planning to go back to cycling class at 5:30am - maybe I should take a bucket.

Love, 

The Gym Bytch