I have just returned from dinner and drinks with one of my Adorabulls --- 

OK – how did I come up with Adorabull……..time for a peek inside the brain of the Bytch and the free association that takes place there………….

Sitting at the bar at a local eating/drinking establishment having dinner and drinks– the Chicago Blackhawks game is on the tv………that leads to Chicago Bulls which leads to the cheerleading squad for the Bulls ----- The Luvabulls.  Personally, I would have called them the Fuckabulls but that is another story for a different day. 

So that is how I got to having Adorabulls.

We chatted about everything under the sun this evening – he used to make bombs in church – I used to share a sleeping bag with someone on church ski trips – you know how it goes.  Then we got to college days and I was reminded of a hilarious story. 

One of my female friends at college came to Indiana University a virgin – pretty sure she left as one also – any way, I digress.

She came from an all female Catholic school – very strict upbringing.  Finally during our junior year she had a boyfriend.  He invited her away for the weekend, and she knew that some sort of sex play was going to occur.  She wanted to be prepared and was willing to try some things.  Not intercourse, but some other things.  So she got out her pencil and her notepad and started asking questions about what boys liked.

She mentioned blowjobs and wanted to know if boys really liked it when you blew on their penis.  I said no – they prefer you to grab it like it’s Mr. Microphone and sing into it! 

She then wanted to know about the dick bone, to which I replied that dicks do not have a bone in them and did she understand that if they did it would have to be on a hinge.  I went on to explain that a “boner” was simply a penis engorged with blood – she clearly thought I was lying – so I hope that guy was flexible because she was likely to snap that thing like a number 2 pencil.

Her last question was about tittie fucking – her words – not mine.  I said, well yes, a lot of men really enjoy that, but she was so flat chested I wasn’t sure how it would work and ask her about that.  She went on to explain that tittie fucking occurred when a girl put her boob in a boys butt.  I said “yup – that oughta do it for him!”  So if you are reading this, you poor son of a bitch, I am quite sure you are not over the fact that during your college days you were bent over, while a girl tried to shove her very small bosom into your asshole – sorry about that! 

Love,

The Gym Bytch