It is a wonder my mental train of thought doesn't derail more often -- or could you argue that is almost always derailed??

The responsibility of deciding when enough is enough before you destroy someone's sense of style and decorum.

Holiday frivolity…….need I say more?

The day before Thanksgiving seems to be as bad as the day after New Year's at the gym……….

Anger can be a plus at the gym…………but let's not forget our hygiene and clothing choices

Another education piece from your favorite Bytch

Family and cock rings don't mix!

Winter can kiss my ass

A Pop-Up Pie Party happened when I opened my door………...

Raising money and raising awareness --- I can't bitch everyday!

My conversation with a nurse practitioner today -- I almost committed an atrocity against him by 8:30 this morning -- and boy oh boy did he deserve it!!

Back at the gym and wondering if it is possible to achieve 8 pack abs in my 50th year…………???

Learning can be fun, tools can be more fun.  Rusty nuts and a corroded tool - never fun!

Drinking shots at my age is never a good idea……………...

An alarming trend in weather forecasting - sensationalizing winter and scaring the crap out of people for no reason - or not getting their attention when you actually need to!

After infuriating delays thanks to my home internet service I have been delayed in getting this posted -- I have gone to a remote location to post this -- and you all can now join in on the fun!!

If you are going to be an editor of poetry know what a haiku is --- if you are going to be the editor of a sports section, understand that the World Series is a big deal - not a page three thing!

Some shopping do's that will make life so much more enjoyable for everyone!